Ellen Fremedon ([info]ellen_fremedon) wrote,
@ 2004-03-04 16:44:00
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Current mood: grading
Current music:Are they tassty, we wonders? Are they sssuculent?

Sssstudentses
Tricksy studentses. Hates them, precious, yesss, we hates them. Studentses, grubbing for gradeses, grubbing and ssscraping and ssneaking, and their heads sso empty-- ssssso empty, gollum, gollum. No brains. No scrumptiously crunchable brainses, no precious, jusst air and dussst. Dussst!

Hates them. Ssstupid sstudentses, don't even read the textbook, no preciouss. They writes, and writes, and sscrawls and scribbles-- our eyes, precious, we must ruin our poor eyeses on their scratchings-- but they don't think, do they, precious? They never thinksss. Gollum. No, no thinking for them, sstupid studentses. Too good for thinking, gollum But we'll show them, preciouss, yess.

Fail them. Fail them, precious. We can bleed bright red ink all over their nassssty homeworks, yesss, precious. We can fail the studentses. Make them cry. Make them weep and wail and sssob. Yesss.

Ssstudentss. Filthy, sstinking, ssstupid studentsss. We hatess them, we hates them forever!

Yess, precious. </i>Gollum, gollum</i>.




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[info]wishwords
2004-03-04 01:58 pm UTC (link)
You know, handing them each a copy of that might make an interesting impression.

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[info]lolaraincoat
2004-03-04 02:02 pm UTC (link)
Actually weeping with laughter here. Real physical tears. I just thought you should know.

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[info]spare_change
2004-03-04 02:14 pm UTC (link)
<333333333333333333333

*adds to memories*

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[info]cereta
2004-03-04 02:24 pm UTC (link)
*Looks at pile of papers.

*Picks up raw fish and joins Gollum.

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[info]wikdsushi
2004-03-04 02:34 pm UTC (link)
I honestly don't know if I should laugh or back away slowly.

I agree with Ruh. Show them this, precious. Scribble it on the bottomses of their paperses. See marked improvement within a week.

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[info]sinick
2004-03-04 03:09 pm UTC (link)
Gah. Flashing back to decade of lecturing. First year psych essays. *twitch*gibber*

I emigrated to get AWAY from all that, dammit!


(Mind you, did I detect a touch of Gurgi mixed up among the Gollum? 'Scrumptiously crunchable'?)

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[info]ellen_fremedon
2004-03-04 03:17 pm UTC (link)
*g* Yes, you did. I <3 Gurgi.

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(no subject) - [info]sinick, 2004-03-04 04:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rj_anderson, 2004-03-04 05:23 pm UTC
erk - [info]illmantrim, 2004-03-04 09:19 pm UTC
Re: erk - [info]camwyn, 2004-03-05 07:50 am UTC
Re: erk - [info]illmantrim, 2004-03-05 01:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sinick, 2004-03-05 08:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rj_anderson, 2004-03-05 09:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kbk, 2004-03-05 08:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arwens_dad, 2004-03-31 12:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dianak, 2004-03-31 07:15 am UTC

[info]amethyst_lupin
2004-03-04 03:10 pm UTC (link)
*giggles* *giggles more* *realizes she is one of the sstudentses and runs away*

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[info]merripestin
2004-03-04 03:20 pm UTC (link)
claps. cheers. throws fish.

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[info]lasultrix
2004-03-04 03:52 pm UTC (link)
You know, I'm actually rather frightened by this post.
Really.

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[info]idlerat
2004-03-04 04:33 pm UTC (link)
You really did a perfect job with this, Miss Fremedon. A+.

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[info]norah
2004-03-04 04:40 pm UTC (link)
<3 from a student! So well done.

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[info]lovehotel
2004-03-04 05:14 pm UTC (link)
Lol, I guess it is a relief sometimes that I have to let them all pass if they show up (They passed the entrance examination! They are paying! Their dads may have bribed someone to get them in ... ) I can only hope they never really manage to become doctors. I'd like to show this to them, but they wouldn't get it and ask 'American joke?'

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[info]skalja
2004-03-04 06:04 pm UTC (link)
*pats*

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[info]medievalist
2004-03-04 06:04 pm UTC (link)
Thanks ever so

And I will confess to a certain fiendish glee in writing "You Shall not Pass!" on certain exams . . .

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[info]darthfox
2004-03-04 09:12 pm UTC (link)
that's the bit that tipped this over into a metaquote-able post, right there. :-)

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! - [info]looniewolf, 2004-03-06 12:19 pm UTC
...but - [info]whobunkyboo, 2004-03-13 04:12 pm UTC
Re: ...but - [info]arwens_dad, 2004-03-31 12:32 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2004-03-04 09:18 pm UTC (link)
What is the nature of your vagina?

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[info]ex_greythist387
2004-03-04 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Hee.
Best bit, to me, is the irony binding brain-eating to the fervent wish at midterm-and-essay-time that students used their brains more. Not better, just more. I'd settle for more.

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[info]arionrhod
2004-03-05 02:07 am UTC (link)
OH MY!!!

*laughs hysterically*

That is too wonderful! I adore it! You're a genious!!!!

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[info]troubleinchina
2004-03-05 03:43 am UTC (link)
It's somehow deeply satisfying to know I'm not the only one who does this when looking at a classroom full of vacant eyes....

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[info]ka_crow
2004-03-05 05:44 am UTC (link)
BAHAHAA! I might read this to my college sophomores today. :>

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[info]thenetwork
2004-03-05 05:59 am UTC (link)
I'm loving this. Thankoo.

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[info]kibbe
2004-03-05 06:35 am UTC (link)
Umm, you don't know me, but, I do know Ka, and, I have to say is very nice.

Kibbe

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[info]xaxoqual
2004-03-05 08:22 am UTC (link)
I got this link from Ka too! It's really funny...I just hope my Profs aren't thinking that about me now...

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[info]aubri
2004-03-05 08:22 am UTC (link)
Bwaaaahahaha!! Ka Crow sent me over here too. I love it! Must show this to my brother. (Also like the "You shall not pass!" thing. Even better if you sketch a little wizard next to it. :>)

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[info]laurelwood
2004-03-05 08:56 am UTC (link)
I would have done anything for a teacher who wrote this at the bottom of one of my scrawlses. Masterful!

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[info]erised1810
2004-03-06 01:38 pm UTC (link)
I forgot who poitned me overehre but can I jsut tell you this made my WEEK? Wasin a horrible mood for most ofthe days and THIS seems to be the thign that finally snapped me out of it. thanks!

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